Sandi Toksvig hurt Kate Middleton. She did. She really did. Toksvig’s comments about the Duchess being a bit on the vapid side seem to have touched a nerve. The fact that they came so soon after Hilary Mantel’s plastic comments probably didn’t help either. Well, Kate Middleton’s fighting back… sort of. According to new reports she’s whining to her family … Keep Reading

On Thursday, March 28th, ABC will be showing the new Wife Swap featuring Gina Loudon and Angela Envy where they’ll be forced to swap their very different lives and move in with families who just might not be ready for what’s in store. As many of you know, Wife Swap can get very intense, and I suspect the drama shared … Keep Reading

The Voice is preparing for its fourth season. With its return we’ll see the arrival of new judges Usher and Shakira, and we’ll undoubtedly get a sense of who they are as people and artists looking to help new rising talent. I’m very interested to see the dynamic among the judging panel this season because ALL of them have incredibly … Keep Reading

Should the notorious “Murder Mom” Casey Anthony be allowed to procreate? Our official word on the subject is “NO!” According to the latest reports, Casey is busy telling her friends that she is knocked up, but there are protesters out there demanding that she get sterilized! Color us surprised…

The protesters not only want Casey to be sterilized, but … Keep Reading

Harry Reems, the actor made famous from the porn film Deep Throat, has died today at the age of 65. According to E! News, the actor has reportedly been battling pancreatic cancer for some time now, but to no avail.

Reem's wife Jeanne confirmed to the NYT times that her husband indeed passed away, and it's not just a … Keep Reading

Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson are dating again. No, they're not dating, they're on a break. No, they're back together but are taking some time off. No, they're broken up while Rob is off hooking up with some blondes. The trampire is out trampiring with people in LA. No, now they're back together and planning to elope. It kind of … Keep Reading

Vomiting is the worst whether it's today's lunch or those words you didn't intend to say. And sometimes when you feel it coming, there's nothing you can do to stop it from hitting a crowd of unexpected listeners.

Such was the case at the Oscars when Ben Affleck accepted his award for Best Picture for Argo.

While everyone in … Keep Reading

Oh Kris Jenner, look at you, interfering in the lives of your children again. I mean, sure, all moms do that to some extent, but I don't think most moms use tabloids as a tool to do so. At this point, I think we can all agree that Khloe Kardashian is lashing out against Lamar Odom with her continued … Keep Reading

The Walking Dead is powering through its season 3 and with only a few episodes left in this season, that leaves a bit of time left for things to go crazy. If spoilers upset your stomach, then perhaps you should look away now, as this little article is filled with a whole bunch of zombie-spoilage-action; however, if you don’t mind … Keep Reading

"Enough! After years of marriage heartache and betrayal, Khloe plunges into a new romance with a hip-hop star." A hip-hop star who also happens to be Khloe Kardashian's fitness motivator and who thinks Khloe's got a 'nice ass'. Um, of course he thinks that, she's a Kardashian! Anyways, it's gotten to the point that Khloe can't deal with Lamar … Keep Reading

What do you do if you’re a TheBachelor contestant that didn’t find love with Sean Lowe?  Well, if you’re Ashlee Frazier you look to the guy sitting beside Sean I guess. While vying for that final rose Ashlee couldn’t help but notice that the show's host, Chris Harrison is a good looking guy and super nice.  By the … Keep Reading

Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson are dating. No, they're not dating, they're on a break. No, they're back together but are taking some time off. No, they're broken up while Rob is off hooking up with some blondes. The trampire is out trampiring with people in LA. No, now they're back together and planning to elope. It kind of gives … Keep Reading

Kris Jenner is going to war with Kanye West and here's why. I guess Kanyegot sick of listening to his baby momma, Kim Kardashian complain about gaining all of that baby weight. The media has had a field day with her all week, in part because she has been seen publicly melting down over how "fat" she now … Keep Reading

Surprising? No, of course not. It’s John Mayer. You could have told me he was cheating with ten other girls and I wouldn’t have blinked an eye. You remember a couple days ago when I said that Kris Humphries must be a gullible dumb ass when it comes to trusting people? Throw Katy Perry in that category as well. … Keep Reading

I doubt it considering those two probably haven’t stepped in the same room together in over six months but let’s not focus on those terrifying days. Katie Holmes’ singing career is blossoming! Well… she’s looking for a place to sing and, like so many before her, she’s got her sights set on Broadway. Katie Holmes is hoping for a second … Keep Reading

Lights, camera, mug shot! Lindsay Lohan is back on camera. Not a film camera, but a police "headshot." She finally nailed this one! She looks good! Like they say, practice makes perfect! Maybe Lindsay should start submitting her mug shots for work. Since she's not getting much these days. This latest portrait is Lindsay's sixth booking photo. She had it … Keep Reading

I’ve been itching to bitch about Jessica Biel’s post-marriage fugalicious fashion lately and it looks like I finally have my chance! Have you noticed the change? Ever since Jessica finally chained Justin Timberlake down she’s looked a bit more… polished? Groomed? Ridiculous looking in that high fashion sort of way? Well, it wasn’t just me. According to Star magazine Jessica’s … Keep Reading